Laugh Affair

Was flipping few mag and found this.. not bad.. read it up!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A very thrifty man was on his deathbed.His family gathered around the moments. "Wife, where are you?" "I'm here, my darling," she replied "Son, where are you?" he wheezed "i'm here, too., Dad." "And daughter, where are you?" "i'm here Dad,right by your side." "OK,"says the old man. "So if you're all here, why is the light on in the kitchen?"

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When a woman applies for a job at a citrus grove, the foreman asks, "Do you have any experience picking lemons?"

"Well," she answers, "I've been divorced three times."

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One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. The crew is missing and believed to be marooned!!

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Max, the young camel, walks into his parent's room at 3am and asks them for a glass of water.

"Another one?" says his father. "That's the second one this month."

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Apple computers have announced the launch of music system that stores and play tracks from inside the breast implants.

The new device which is retail at $700, is expected to be a huge success as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts but never listening to them.

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Enjoy reading!! I truly believes that laughter is the best medicine!!! =]